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RADIO

I had two years of absolute joy hosting a Top 20 Hits show for web radio station Polyglot Radio.  It didn't matter where I was:  a tent on set during filming, a shitty hotel after working on Bridgerton, wherever I was the audience were right there with me.  I'd turn on the mike and whatever came out of my mouth was there, unedited.   More please.  This one's my Halloween Special, I literally rough-edited out a patch at the start, my producer went ape-shit on the echo in the spirit of the moment but that shit can make you crazy.

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THE SPIRITUAL SLOB  - AUDIO BOOK 

THE SPIRITUAL SLOB is a mouthy, irreverent Spiritual Self Help Book I wrote - and it's like nothing you've ever read (which is exactly why I wrote it!)

If you wanna dive into how to shapeshift your world just by yanking those dirty knickers out of the corner it's an absolute must! 

 

You can find the soft cover version on Amazon with brilliant illustrations and artwork by Turkish artist Emir Çaka Erkaya - but to me, even better than (because I'm narrating it) is the audio version produced by Mr. Polyglot Radio himself, Michele Mariotti, with awesome sound design and music by Adam Woodhams, available pretty much wherever you buy audio books. 

 

Here's just a couple chapters - the Prologue, and a short but sassy one titled POOP HAPPENS. 

 

Hunt it out, it's funny as fuck and actually the real deal. 

 

Have a laugh, be entertained, and change your world:  it's a Win Win Win!

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THE SPIRITUAL SLOB  PROLOGUE

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THE SPIRITUAL SLOB 

CHAPTER 15:  POOP HAPPENS

THE RAVISHING SEA - Prologue

The Ravishing Sea is a short fable about what happens when everything you're familiar with either starts vanishing or changes right in front of you.  A surreal, spiritual tale, The Ravishing Sea poses the question of what it is that constructs your identity - and who you are when all of that goes missing. 

 

This is the Prologue to it - the poem I wrote that kick starts it all, accompanied by my favorite Erik Satie melody, which I try and cram into anything and everything possible that I create.

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